Terry PratchettThe entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.
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I heard this quote from my dog. He says it often and I like it, ya know? For some reason, he thinks rocks are the most amazing things in the world and wants to do everything with them. I love him for that.
Source: Equal Rites
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